How wearing Florida Gators paraphernalia might get you fired

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A radio personal for “Hog Sports Radio”, Renee Gork, a radio station for the Arkansas Razorbacks, was fired on the 16th of August, 2010, for wearing a Florida Gators hat to a conference with the Razorback’s head coach.

According to CBS SPORTS, Arkansas head coach said “And that will be the last question I answer with that hat on,” after answering one of Gork’s questions.

Reene Gork says that she was sorry for wearing that hat, she had just grabbed the hat because it was raining.

So, next time you head out for work check yourself. Don’t be wearing anything that will get you fired.

Paul The Octopus Gets Even More Criticism

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Paul the Octopus, the eight legged phenomenon, is getting even more criticism. After guessing every game outcome of the 2010 Fi-Fa World Cup correctly, Paul got many death threats from irate soccer fans from Germany, Italy, and other country’s, claiming that Paul the Octopus ruined their country’s playoff season by picking the opposing team rather than them.

Now the latest criticism is from a Iranian leader who says Paul is making the Middle East look bad by getting everyone to believe that an octopus could be psychic. Cha, like it’s the octopus’ fault that octopuses are really, really smart. Well, it’s really anyone’s guess whether Paul’s truly psychic or just very lucky. Ether way, if I was Paul’s owner I’d buy some lottery tickets and drop them into Paul’s tank.

It goes to show that soccer fans are so freaking stupid that they want to kill a psychic octopus because “he made their team lose”. Even if he did “make your team lose” he’s a psychic octopus. Why would you make dinner out of a psychic octopus.

Soccer fans, I’m gunna come after you locked and loaded if you kill any octopus, let alone a psycic one. My gosh, there’s a freaking World Cup every four years, there’s a psychic octopus every once in twenty blue moons.

Blame the Octopus

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Paul, the psychic octopus, got a perfect record in predicting the World Cup out come. He chose correctly all the teams wins and guessed right in Spain winning over the Netherlands in the World Cup final.

Paul picks Spain over Germany in the World Cup Semi-Finals

Well, German soccer fans are blaming their tough Semi-Final 0-1 loss the Spain on Paul the octopus.

Germans are sending death threats to Paul’s owner, as well as instructions on how to make Paul into a main dish.

Ether Germans need someone to blame, or they just really hate octopuses. If this was Football, we’d all laugh and say Paul is just one cool octopus. But no, this is soccer, and soccer is so boring that fans need something juicy like this to hang on to.

Soccer fans need to get through their thick heads; Paul didn’t make Germany lose. Germany just sucked so they lossed.

Like I said Germany’s so heart broken, they need someone to blame for losing, when the players are really responsible.

GERMANY YOU SUCK AT SOCCER! STOP BLAMING IT ON A OCTOPUS.

It’s hard to be a octopus, I guess.

Yay, No More Soccer

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Finally after one long month the Fi-Fa World Cup is over. No more soccer. No more vuvuzelas. No more countless news casts plagued with soccer highlights. Life’s good.

And if you believe that the world’s gonna end in 2012, even more good news; we’ll be dead by the time the next World Cup comes around.

The only thing remotely cool about soccer is that they have more collisions than Nascar. Just watch these guys run right into each other like a bunch of brain dead zombies

As you can see two guys ON THE SAME TEAM trip over each other and one of the guys drives his head right into another teammates nuts. Complete carnage.

But being soccer players they needed to go to the E.R.

Even the anoncer is shocked at there breakableness. He’s speaking spanish or somthing but he’s really saying: “Get up! Get up! What are you, a bunch of little girls! You got a head to the nuts, so what, you get balls kicked there all the time! Eyh, eyh, that’s why you where cups…”

Lebron James Break-Up

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Wow, i knew that losing Lebron James to the Miami Heat was a huge blow to the city, but wow, the fans are, well, freaking pitiful.

I didn’t see anyone this upset since Michel Jackson.

I mean really people believe it or not, no one died from this. Be a man and STOP CRYING.

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