Finally after one long month the Fi-Fa World Cup is over. No more soccer. No more vuvuzelas. No more countless news casts plagued with soccer highlights. Life’s good.
And if you believe that the world’s gonna end in 2012, even more good news; we’ll be dead by the time the next World Cup comes around.
The only thing remotely cool about soccer is that they have more collisions than Nascar. Just watch these guys run right into each other like a bunch of brain dead zombies
As you can see two guys ON THE SAME TEAM trip over each other and one of the guys drives his head right into another teammates nuts. Complete carnage.
But being soccer players they needed to go to the E.R.
Even the anoncer is shocked at there breakableness. He’s speaking spanish or somthing but he’s really saying: “Get up! Get up! What are you, a bunch of little girls! You got a head to the nuts, so what, you get balls kicked there all the time! Eyh, eyh, that’s why you where cups…”
