Best Of CuteThingsExploding – Justin Bieber and The iPhone BearDog

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I love exploding things let alone exploding animals!

These are the best two videos EVER from them.

And no JB’s not cute but he classifies as an animal.

To see more funny videos of cutethingsexploding Check Out Thier YouTube Page.

How wearing Florida Gators paraphernalia might get you fired

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A radio personal for “Hog Sports Radio”, Renee Gork, a radio station for the Arkansas Razorbacks, was fired on the 16th of August, 2010, for wearing a Florida Gators hat to a conference with the Razorback’s head coach.

According to CBS SPORTS, Arkansas head coach said “And that will be the last question I answer with that hat on,” after answering one of Gork’s questions.

Reene Gork says that she was sorry for wearing that hat, she had just grabbed the hat because it was raining.

So, next time you head out for work check yourself. Don’t be wearing anything that will get you fired.

E-trade Baby Commercials – NEW 2010

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The first e-trade baby “grew up” this year, stepping down to yet another baby.

So, here’s the new E-Trade baby commercials, and some older ones down below, enjoy. Plus hilarious outtakes from 2009 and 2010.

“Lottery”

“First Class”

“Girlfriend”

And here’s the old baby who was way more funny.

“Golden Pipes”

“Shankapotimus”

“Whoa”

“Friend of my Father’s”

“Bad Girl”

OUTTAKES:
These are probably the most funny things you’ll EVER hear out of a baby. Well a lot better that crying at least.

“2010 Outtakes”

“2009 Outtakes”



Geico Gecko Commercials

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Standing 6 inches tall, the Geico Gecko is undoubtedly the best known gecko in the world. Maybe British, maybe Australian, only he knows. But regardless his origin, he’s the official spokes gecko for Geico.

And he’s there to stay. Geico’s been switching him out for Cavemen and Rhetorical Questions, but whenever you think of Geico, you think of the gecko.

Most recently, the Geico Gecko’s had some help from the old guy, setting up meetings and company parties. The little/big duo keeps producing commercials, too. Now at 45 commercials and counting.

Here’s those memorable gecko moments that we love to watch unlike any other commercial:

“Presentation with the Boss”

“Name tag”

“Ring tone”

“Mailroom”

“The Temp”

“Catchphrase”

“Bobble heads”


Geico Rhetorical Questions Commercials

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Geico! The producer of maybe the most creative commercials ever. These are some of the “rhetorical questions” series where a dude asks you two questions starting with “Could Geico really save you 15% on car insurance?”, then he asks a question with the answer being yes; like “Does Elmer Fudd have trouble with the letter ‘R’?”.

Well, there’s a lot of ‘um. I hope you have some time to waste.

Personally I think “Honest Abe” and “Therapist Sarge” are the best.

Wood Chucks”

“Bird In The Hand”

“Piggy”

“Andres Cantor”

“Snowball”

“Honest Abe”

“Therapist Sarge”

“Fire”

“Big Bistcut”

“Wabbits”

“Charlie Daniels”

“Too Tall”


All About the Geico Cavemen: His Commercials, Blog, and more

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Geico’s classic cavemen commercials are arguably one of the creative and funny way to advertise car insurance. Well, the Geico commercial creators had to be creative, because no one really cares about car insurance unless you need it. But even if you weren’t interested in car insurance, the cavemen commercials made you stop and watch.

The fresh new idea of having cavemen taking offense to the phrase “It’s easy a caveman could do it” was fun and a great way to advertise an otherwise boring subject.

Personally, he likes the Washington Redskins, V.I.P. passes to concerts, and the red-head down the hall. A pretty weird combination, Redskin football, women, and concerts, lets just say that he and my dad have more than one thing in common.

Well, now I guess you could say that the cavemen have evolved. One of them even is venturing into Face Book and Twitter. He even has his own “Vlog”. I don’t even know what a vlog is. On the caveman’s “vlog” he “Vents”. He has five videos (seen below) that talks about his life. It’s not too great being a caveman I guess:

If you really want to, you can check out his Face Book page (here) or his Twitter (here).

Commercials:

There’s 10 commercials shown here but there’s still a lot more that I couldn’t find. Anyway your life must be pretty boring if your going to watch all 50 of Geico’s cavemen commercials, even if they’re funny.

Then the more recent “Deadliest Catch” series starring none other than cavemen.

Paul The Octopus Gets Even More Criticism

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Paul the Octopus, the eight legged phenomenon, is getting even more criticism. After guessing every game outcome of the 2010 Fi-Fa World Cup correctly, Paul got many death threats from irate soccer fans from Germany, Italy, and other country’s, claiming that Paul the Octopus ruined their country’s playoff season by picking the opposing team rather than them.

Now the latest criticism is from a Iranian leader who says Paul is making the Middle East look bad by getting everyone to believe that an octopus could be psychic. Cha, like it’s the octopus’ fault that octopuses are really, really smart. Well, it’s really anyone’s guess whether Paul’s truly psychic or just very lucky. Ether way, if I was Paul’s owner I’d buy some lottery tickets and drop them into Paul’s tank.

It goes to show that soccer fans are so freaking stupid that they want to kill a psychic octopus because “he made their team lose”. Even if he did “make your team lose” he’s a psychic octopus. Why would you make dinner out of a psychic octopus.

Soccer fans, I’m gunna come after you locked and loaded if you kill any octopus, let alone a psycic one. My gosh, there’s a freaking World Cup every four years, there’s a psychic octopus every once in twenty blue moons.

Man, I Really Hate Physicals

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I have to get physicals every year to play football. Have you even noticed how much the doctors love terrorizing children, taking as long as they possibly can…

Hey, I’m just saying.

Why Does Everyone Love Justin Bieber?

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Why’s every one drool over Justin Bieber? He’s just a kid who sings Lady Ga Ga. Dude, I don’t even know if “Lady Ga Ga” is a correct spelling but I don’t care. Any way I’m going to compare Justin Bieber to Billie Joe Armstrong and Green Day.When you see Billie that means him, when you see Justin that means him.

Okay, first off; Who ownes the best song ever written?

Alright question #2; who has a bigger fan base?

Okay, 2-0 in Green Day’s favor. Next question; who’s been around longer and has more songs?

Question 4; Who makes thier own music and doesn’t make a living copying other people?

Last question; Who got 45,500 hits on you-tube for saying “Hi” in Spanish?

Wow, nice work, Justin, it must take a lot of effort to say “Hi” in Spanish.

Now I wasn’t going to say this but hasn’t anyone Justin Bieber looks very faintly like a Beaver. Hmm, Bieber-Beaver.

I don’t honestly know why everyone loves Justin, all he did was sing a song that someone else wrote.

Blame the Octopus

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Paul, the psychic octopus, got a perfect record in predicting the World Cup out come. He chose correctly all the teams wins and guessed right in Spain winning over the Netherlands in the World Cup final.

Paul picks Spain over Germany in the World Cup Semi-Finals

Well, German soccer fans are blaming their tough Semi-Final 0-1 loss the Spain on Paul the octopus.

Germans are sending death threats to Paul’s owner, as well as instructions on how to make Paul into a main dish.

Ether Germans need someone to blame, or they just really hate octopuses. If this was Football, we’d all laugh and say Paul is just one cool octopus. But no, this is soccer, and soccer is so boring that fans need something juicy like this to hang on to.

Soccer fans need to get through their thick heads; Paul didn’t make Germany lose. Germany just sucked so they lossed.

Like I said Germany’s so heart broken, they need someone to blame for losing, when the players are really responsible.

GERMANY YOU SUCK AT SOCCER! STOP BLAMING IT ON A OCTOPUS.

It’s hard to be a octopus, I guess.

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